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The Truth is not in Them

Have you noticed that Pops, Ms Ernestine, and Charlie are continually saying, “It’s much safer in our world than it is in yours?” I have said those words many times myself but while I was in a bind the other day I thought about it. Being handcuffed to a chair with a stinky sock jammed […]

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Ms Ernestine Goes Commando

First of all let me say that I certainly enjoyed myself hosting the radio show yesterday. Everyone that was at the studio had a blast. Many of the loons and some of the visitors told me that they have never danced so much in their life. When the show was over there was quite a […]

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I Should Be The One, But Not The Other

It was the sound of rumbling that caused cold chills to run down my spine, or is it up my spine? Nonetheless, I felt the chill while every hair on my body stood at attention. I knew what was next; a loud hissing sound, the opening and closing of a squeaking door, the shaking of […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet, Part 3

There is a massive crowd here at Woodshed Hill and it continues to grow. The team owners and the players that are scheduled to walk up that hill, enter the shed, and take their beating are growing angrier by the moment. On a typical Woodshed Tuesday the participates gathered here at the bottom of the […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet

I’m sitting in my vehicle at the bottom of Woodshed Hill waiting for the arrival of those teams that have to walk up the hill, go into the shed, and get the daylights beat out of them for getting beat by 25 points or more. The Crumbpackers Fantasy Football League plays mean and nasty, both […]

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As I Entered Another World, Part 3

Was I at the funny farm? As I was being pushed down the hallway my mind was racing. I couldn’t believe what had just happened to me back there. From the cleanup man, to the band, to Mom Mom being in the room rocking with the band, the entire staff swaying to the music, and […]

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I’m Trying to Figure this Out

Happy days are here again. Ms Ernestine here with ya’ll. So much has happened since I’ve been off visiting my sister. I’ve only been gone for a few days but things are moving faster than the speed of sound around here. Of course I was constantly receiving information from Fluff Dog as events unfolded. I […]

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Harvey Just Don’t Get It

Our friend Harvey has been keeping a very low profile since he loused up our secret investigation last week. This may not be the appropriate thing to say, but Harvey can count himself lucky that Pops has been very busy trying to find himself. As soon as Pops gets hooked up with himself, Harvey is […]

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Hairyetta Prickly Arrives

While I’m waiting for a very important phone call please allow me to give you an update on the teeth. Sightings of the teeth continue to be reported just about every day. There have been three butts bitten but none of the butts needed medical attention that we know of. Hopefully after today the teeth […]

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Mom Mom the Phoenix

Hello everybody! A great big Ms Ernestine welcome to you wherever you are coming from. Our mission here at The Espenblog is to make you as crazy as the rest of us so come on in. Get you some liquid refreshment of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit back and enjoy the ride. I […]

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