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I Will Be Number One

I hope Ms Ernestine, along with that weiner dog Charlie, are happy now. It was because of those two that Pops suspended me. So I neglected a few things along the way; who hasn’t?  That’s alright because now I’m back and I’m a force to be reckoned with. I have been rejuvenated, but I will […]

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Harvey Has Been Suspended

If you haven’t listened to last night’s radio program you need to go over to the right of this page, scroll down until you find the radio player, and hit the play button. Go ahead, you can listen to the show and read my article at the same time. In fact you can listen to […]

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Things Are Getting Hot

Week five in the Crumbpacker’s Fantasy Football League saw resurgence by some teams while others have continued to spiral to their lowest depths. At kickoff time on Sunday there were three teams tied for first place in Division 1. As the gun sounded the end of Monday night’s game, one team set alone in the […]

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Something is Quite Different

Another massive crowd is forming at the bottom of Woodshed Hill for the traditional Tuesday morning trip to the woodshed.  Who would have thought that when this league was conceived six years ago, this Tuesday morning thing would become one of the highlights of the week for thousands? You see, the world I live in […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet, Part 3

There is a massive crowd here at Woodshed Hill and it continues to grow. The team owners and the players that are scheduled to walk up that hill, enter the shed, and take their beating are growing angrier by the moment. On a typical Woodshed Tuesday the participates gathered here at the bottom of the […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet

I’m sitting in my vehicle at the bottom of Woodshed Hill waiting for the arrival of those teams that have to walk up the hill, go into the shed, and get the daylights beat out of them for getting beat by 25 points or more. The Crumbpackers Fantasy Football League plays mean and nasty, both […]

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Woodshed Tuesday

Listen to some music while you read. Tuesday morning, September 13th was beautiful. Puffy white clouds floated in slow motion across the deep blue sky. The sun was warm on my rump, (remember, I’m an animal, not a human), and the smell of the air was fresh and clean like after a late summer shower. […]

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Liza May Swampbush Interview

The following video was done just a few minutes ago. Liza May Swampbush is every bit as goofy as she looks. Immediately after the interview she went out to the back porch and commenced to howl at the full moon. I have no idea what will happen next but we are locking all the doors […]

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Some Updated News

A quick update of some events to come. I’ll be back soon to post my interview with Lisa May Swampbush. Keep checking back; you don’t want to miss it. [kaltura-widget uiconfid=”4215032″ entryid=”0_xodvj8d5″ width=”400″ height=”360″ addpermission=”” editpermission=”” /] Share this:FacebookEmailDiggStumbleUpon

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It’s Kickoff Time for the Crazies

I’m attempting to write this article while the phone rings off the hook. I have four different people texting me at the same time, the fax machine won’t cut me a break, big mouth Harvey is over there by the door running his face to anyone that will listen, Pops is rummaging through my desk […]

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