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Ms. Ernestine Reports

I’m here at Georges’ Gorilla’s Stadium waiting for head coach Whitey to explain what happened this past week when Randy’s Ravens slapped around, shook up, and smacked down one of the premier teams in the league. The Gorillas seemed to have lost their wind after last Thursday night’s game where they used three players and […]

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My Heart is Overwhelmed…Being Lead to the Promise Land

I’ve wiped away my tears, blew my nose, washed my face, collected my thoughts, and put myself back together, so I’m ready to continue now. I get so emotional sometimes that I just come unhinged and fall to pieces. I’ll try to get through this article without any meltdowns. Over the years I’ve been given […]

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Help Me Build the Story

I wonder how many of our readers will help me build a story if I write the first line? Where will it take us? How powerful will the story be? Let’s write this story in first person from the eyes of the main character. Throw in dialogue and make the characters come alive. Remember, in […]

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I Will Be Number One

I hope Ms Ernestine, along with that weiner dog Charlie, are happy now. It was because of those two that Pops suspended me. So I neglected a few things along the way; who hasn’t?  That’s alright because now I’m back and I’m a force to be reckoned with. I have been rejuvenated, but I will […]

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Harvey Has Been Suspended

If you haven’t listened to last night’s radio program you need to go over to the right of this page, scroll down until you find the radio player, and hit the play button. Go ahead, you can listen to the show and read my article at the same time. In fact you can listen to […]

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Things Are Getting Hot

Week five in the Crumbpacker’s Fantasy Football League saw resurgence by some teams while others have continued to spiral to their lowest depths. At kickoff time on Sunday there were three teams tied for first place in Division 1. As the gun sounded the end of Monday night’s game, one team set alone in the […]

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Tuesday Morning Rambling

As I was driving to the office at 1:30 a.m., I found myself reminiscing again. Six years ago when I arrived at, “The Espenblog,” things were somewhat slower paced. There was always something going on between Ms Fluff and Harvey as they fussed and feuded with each other, that was never ending. Couple that along […]

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Live Radio Show From Funny Farm at 6:30 p.m. EST

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48 Hrs. of Chaos

It has been somewhat hectic in our world the last several days. That is an understatement due to the fact that I cannot find the appropriate words to describe what has taken place here at The Funny Farm. The chaos started on Wednesday afternoon when Dorothy the Doily Maker pitched a fit while being treated […]

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Something is Quite Different

Another massive crowd is forming at the bottom of Woodshed Hill for the traditional Tuesday morning trip to the woodshed.  Who would have thought that when this league was conceived six years ago, this Tuesday morning thing would become one of the highlights of the week for thousands? You see, the world I live in […]

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