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Grandson Completes Crucible; Earns the Title of U.S. Marine

The Most Beautiful Song in the World Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends, Romans, and countrymen, my Grandson is officially a U.S. Marine as of this morning, October 1, 2016. I can truthfully say this is the proudest moment of my life. I sincerely believe this past thirteen weeks was harder on me at […]

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A Tuesday Afternoon Update From the George Espenlaub Show

I hope the following video will shed some light on what’s been taking place here at The George Espenlaub Show. It is our intention to produce a quality radio show each and every time we go on the air. We want to present our listeners with guests that will not only entertain but will challenge […]

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Here’s Where we Stand Thus Far

We’re gaining some momentum with building our story one sentence at a time. We’re asking young, old, and somewhere in between to participate. Please don’t shy away from our project and think you have nothing to contribute. Read what has been written thus far and add one more sentence to the story. Let’s see what […]

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I Will Be Number One

I hope Ms Ernestine, along with that weiner dog Charlie, are happy now. It was because of those two that Pops suspended me. So I neglected a few things along the way; who hasn’t?  That’s alright because now I’m back and I’m a force to be reckoned with. I have been rejuvenated, but I will […]

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Liza May Swampbush Interview

The following video was done just a few minutes ago. Liza May Swampbush is every bit as goofy as she looks. Immediately after the interview she went out to the back porch and commenced to howl at the full moon. I have no idea what will happen next but we are locking all the doors […]

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It’s Kickoff Time for the Crazies

I’m attempting to write this article while the phone rings off the hook. I have four different people texting me at the same time, the fax machine won’t cut me a break, big mouth Harvey is over there by the door running his face to anyone that will listen, Pops is rummaging through my desk […]

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I’m the One

The 2011 Crumbpackers Fantasy Football League kicks off tomorrow night and no one is any more excited than me. Our long time readers around the world know who I am, but for the brand new boys and girls my name is Harvey. Yep, that’s a portrait of me there on the left. I am one […]

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The Espenblog Has Lost a Giant

It is with a heavy heart that I must report that Fluff Dog has passed away. Fluffy had been with us for 15 years before she finally lost her battle with bladder cancer early in the month of May, 2011. Leading up to her death she was losing her eyesight, her hearing, and the ability […]

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As I Entered Another World, Part 3

Was I at the funny farm? As I was being pushed down the hallway my mind was racing. I couldn’t believe what had just happened to me back there. From the cleanup man, to the band, to Mom Mom being in the room rocking with the band, the entire staff swaying to the music, and […]

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The Springtime Gotta Go Syndrome

Ms Fluff Dog was supposed to be writing today but she is still in her hideout waiting for Ms Ernestine to take care of that want to be dog catcher that Harvey had called. As for Harvey and his woman, they are still dancing giraffes. If you haven’t been following along or this is your […]

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