The Espenblog

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Wait Until Pops Finds Out

Pops asked me to mention that a new article featuring Ms. Brenda White went live this morning on Examiner.com. You can go there by clicking on this link or by clicking on that orange thing over there on the right sidebar. He sure would appreciate it if you would subscribe to his articles while you […]

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Pops Wants to Introduce Me to Oscar Meyer

It looks as if you’re stuck with me this morning as Pops is off taking care of other matters. On his way out the door he handed me a list which I’m to complete by the time he gets back. I’d hand some of this off to Harvey and Ms. Ernestine, however, they are are […]

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Just Some Stuff

A former famous pianist, Crazy Eddie, and his band, played before a packed out crowd as the inmates celebrated their annual, “Dress up Day,” here at the Funny Farm. Since Crazy Eddie is a new inmate, along with his band members, the Board of Nut Hut Advisors determined that it would be appropriate to enlist […]

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The Truth is not in Them

Have you noticed that Pops, Ms Ernestine, and Charlie are continually saying, “It’s much safer in our world than it is in yours?” I have said those words many times myself but while I was in a bind the other day I thought about it. Being handcuffed to a chair with a stinky sock jammed […]

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Pops Suspends Himself for Seven Days

“I’ve called this emergency meeting to suggest that we, the writers of, ‘The Espenblog,’ should fire ourselves effective immediately,” so said Pops. “All of us here at, ‘The Espenblog,’ have been shirking our responsibilities big time and therefore, drastic action must be taken.” I’ve been a lot of places, done a lot of things, been […]

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The Vikings Have Arrived

We are now sixteen days into the New Year and this is the first article that’s been written since December 20, 2011. The events that have taken place these past several weeks here in our world could be termed unbelievable, but you must always remember that this is a place where fantasy and reality are […]

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Ms Ernestine Goes Commando

First of all let me say that I certainly enjoyed myself hosting the radio show yesterday. Everyone that was at the studio had a blast. Many of the loons and some of the visitors told me that they have never danced so much in their life. When the show was over there was quite a […]

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Harvey Has Been Suspended

If you haven’t listened to last night’s radio program you need to go over to the right of this page, scroll down until you find the radio player, and hit the play button. Go ahead, you can listen to the show and read my article at the same time. In fact you can listen to […]

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Things Are Getting Hot

Week five in the Crumbpacker’s Fantasy Football League saw resurgence by some teams while others have continued to spiral to their lowest depths. At kickoff time on Sunday there were three teams tied for first place in Division 1. As the gun sounded the end of Monday night’s game, one team set alone in the […]

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Something is Quite Different

Another massive crowd is forming at the bottom of Woodshed Hill for the traditional Tuesday morning trip to the woodshed.  Who would have thought that when this league was conceived six years ago, this Tuesday morning thing would become one of the highlights of the week for thousands? You see, the world I live in […]

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