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Ms. Ernestine Reports

I’m here at Georges’ Gorilla’s Stadium waiting for head coach Whitey to explain what happened this past week when Randy’s Ravens slapped around, shook up, and smacked down one of the premier teams in the league. The Gorillas seemed to have lost their wind after last Thursday night’s game where they used three players and […]

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I Will Be Number One

I hope Ms Ernestine, along with that weiner dog Charlie, are happy now. It was because of those two that Pops suspended me. So I neglected a few things along the way; who hasn’t?  That’s alright because now I’m back and I’m a force to be reckoned with. I have been rejuvenated, but I will […]

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Things Are Getting Hot

Week five in the Crumbpacker’s Fantasy Football League saw resurgence by some teams while others have continued to spiral to their lowest depths. At kickoff time on Sunday there were three teams tied for first place in Division 1. As the gun sounded the end of Monday night’s game, one team set alone in the […]

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Tuesday Morning Rambling

As I was driving to the office at 1:30 a.m., I found myself reminiscing again. Six years ago when I arrived at, “The Espenblog,” things were somewhat slower paced. There was always something going on between Ms Fluff and Harvey as they fussed and feuded with each other, that was never ending. Couple that along […]

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Live Radio Show From Funny Farm at 6:30 p.m. EST

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Something is Quite Different

Another massive crowd is forming at the bottom of Woodshed Hill for the traditional Tuesday morning trip to the woodshed.  Who would have thought that when this league was conceived six years ago, this Tuesday morning thing would become one of the highlights of the week for thousands? You see, the world I live in […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet, Part 2

I’ll bet some of you thought that I wasn’t coming back, didn’t you? Children, children…when Ms Ernestine says she will be back you can bet your last corn cob on the fact that she will be back. Did I ever mention that I love corn cobs? Back in the day when I lived on the […]

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Harvey Tries to Beat Feet

I’m sitting in my vehicle at the bottom of Woodshed Hill waiting for the arrival of those teams that have to walk up the hill, go into the shed, and get the daylights beat out of them for getting beat by 25 points or more. The Crumbpackers Fantasy Football League plays mean and nasty, both […]

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Woodshed Tuesday

Listen to some music while you read. Tuesday morning, September 13th was beautiful. Puffy white clouds floated in slow motion across the deep blue sky. The sun was warm on my rump, (remember, I’m an animal, not a human), and the smell of the air was fresh and clean like after a late summer shower. […]

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Liza May Swampbush Interview

The following video was done just a few minutes ago. Liza May Swampbush is every bit as goofy as she looks. Immediately after the interview she went out to the back porch and commenced to howl at the full moon. I have no idea what will happen next but we are locking all the doors […]

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