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Ms. Ernestine Reports

I’m here at Georges’ Gorilla’s Stadium waiting for head coach Whitey to explain what happened this past week when Randy’s Ravens slapped around, shook up, and smacked down one of the premier teams in the league. The Gorillas seemed to have lost their wind after last Thursday night’s game where they used three players and […]

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Wait Until Pops Finds Out

Pops asked me to mention that a new article featuring Ms. Brenda White went live this morning on Examiner.com. You can go there by clicking on this link or by clicking on that orange thing over there on the right sidebar. He sure would appreciate it if you would subscribe to his articles while you […]

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Why?

Can you believe that I, Harvey, (the shunned one, the one who is always put down, forgotten, ridiculed, laughed at, and sometimes beat upon) finally got through to Pops of just how important I am around here. For the first time in ages Pops actually set down and listened to what I had to say. […]

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Get The all With One

The views and opinions stated herein are strictly the views and opinions of the author, Harvey, and do not reflect the views or the opinions of The Espenblog. I’m so happy that I’ve been able to find a place where I could use that previous line. I can’t tell you how long I’ve wanted to […]

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You Have What?

Good morning, afternoon, or evening to all wherever you may be. For you that are here for the first time, my name is Harvey, and I’m a monkey. You have stumbled upon, or entered on your own, a site where fantasy and reality are intertwined and we can’t tell the difference. Now that we have […]

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Help us Decide by Participating in our Poll…Who do you think is Fibbing?

My last article entitled, “There is no Truth in Them,” was written to expose Ms Ernestine for what she is. I have set the record straight by telling you the truth. Please cast your vote for the one, me or Ms Ernestine, whom you believe is telling a fib. Our readers have the insight to […]

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The Truth is not in Them

Have you noticed that Pops, Ms Ernestine, and Charlie are continually saying, “It’s much safer in our world than it is in yours?” I have said those words many times myself but while I was in a bind the other day I thought about it. Being handcuffed to a chair with a stinky sock jammed […]

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Ms Ernestine Goes Commando

First of all let me say that I certainly enjoyed myself hosting the radio show yesterday. Everyone that was at the studio had a blast. Many of the loons and some of the visitors told me that they have never danced so much in their life. When the show was over there was quite a […]

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I Will Be Number One

I hope Ms Ernestine, along with that weiner dog Charlie, are happy now. It was because of those two that Pops suspended me. So I neglected a few things along the way; who hasn’t?  That’s alright because now I’m back and I’m a force to be reckoned with. I have been rejuvenated, but I will […]

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Ms Fluff Dog Warned Me

I find it hard to believe that I haven’t written an article since September 30th. Pops is going to suspend me like he suspended Harvey if I don’t snap to and get down to business. Ms Fluff Dog explicably told me that the Funny Farm would definitely have an effect on me. She was attempting […]

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