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The Story behind Pop Pop’s Nose

Written By: George Espenlaub - Sep• 20•16

pops-big-nose-small It’s a beautiful day here at the “Funny Farm” located in a place called “Our World.” Although we live here, not one person knows the correct location of this place. More on that later or perhaps I should move on and forget about what I’m trying to say.

Anyhow, I’m being distracted by some nit witty mouse that’s walking the ledge just outside my window, along with another one that keeps peeking at me out of his mouse hole just to the right of my desk. I’m becoming discombobulated by the distraction which is going to cause me to disconnect. I’m so discontented that I will discontinue writing due to the fact I find myself discouraged, and to sum it all up, “These mice are despicable.”   I will therefore leave my desk, get some coffee, and eat raisins while I envision bringing mouse-walking-on-ledgedestruction to these two varmints. I’ll be back as soon as I get a grip on myself!

Since “The Espenblog” operates out of the “Funny Farm,” I thought it only appropriate to call on the services of the “Funny Farm Varmint Removing Company” that has the personnel, and the methods to dispose of these two mice that are swinging on my last one – half nerve. I’ll have Harvey or Ms Ernestine report on the situation as it develops.mouse-hole

Due to circumstances that I probably could control if I had taken my nut hut medication today; seems obvious to everyone by now that I missed my meds. I know what you’re thinking as you read this……Pops is genuinely out of his mind. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you since I sat down here. With all the strange events that have taken place over the past two weeks I’m finding it difficult to stay focused on what I’m doing.

I have to keep going back to the top of the page so I can be reminded of what I’m writing about, but by the time I get back down here, I’ve forgotten what it was.  Do I have you thoroughly confused? If so, I’m accomplishing what I’ve set out to accomplish: To make you all as crazy as the rest of us here at “The Espenblog.” I will come back and tell you, “The Story behind Pop’s Nose,” perhaps tonight or tomorrow.

In the mean time on a more serious note, I’m delighted to inform you that’ “The George Espenlaub Show,” will be returning live from the “Funny Farm” in October. Pass the word to friends and family that we are coming back with our live radio show that will be even better than before. We’re all excited to be coming back!

Pops Lady Friend at FarmOk, gotta go for now, Cindy, our Chief Physiatrist is here with my meds!

 

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